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<MISTER MYSTERY>

[kolus]

that troll gideon

was hair always so shiny ?

<sweatertown>

[matchmade]

ugh gideon.

yeah his hair has always been the SHINIEST. its a shame something that great is wasted on a creepy stalker :(

<MISTER MYSTERY>

[kolus]

want me to eat him?

<sweatertown>

[matchmade]

uhhh probably not. he'll just get all weird and stalkery if you do.

[ Also eating children, even if they're creepy, is bad. ]

<MISTER MYSTERY>

[kolus]

that was a joke.

sounds like you already know hes here.

<sweatertown>

[matchmade]

i know! i just figured i should cover all my bases. in case you really did decide to eat him or something :P

yeah, i do. i saw him in vandare when he first got here. what a creepy little CREEP. he called me marshmallow! like we're actually a thing! ugh i feel super gross just thinking about it.

<MISTER MYSTERY>

[kolus]

after that awful smell he left in the carpet? id probably be sick after.

you tell him to leave you alone?

<sweatertown>

[matchmade]

L O L wow yeah, hes probably got, like, a million diseases too. Gross, sparkly, fake psychic diseases.

uhh

kinda?

<MISTER MYSTERY>

[kolus]

[ L O L ? Is that even English? He keeps seeing it on the network but has no idea what it’s supposed to stand for. The idea of Gideon coughing up glitter is amusing enough to distract him, though. That is, until - ]

running away will only leave the answering machine full of cat greetings.

or. uh. i dunno, hissing, maybe? point is, if you dont end it hes going to keep calling.

<sweatertown>

[matchmade]

i dunno i think avoiding hims fine. maybe if we stay far enough away he'll forget we're even here. i mean, does he even know where we live?

<MISTER MYSTERY>

[kolus]

[ After all those creepy letters Gideon sent them from jail he's not so sure the little troll naga will be so quick to forget. ]

ugh. i hope not.

you shouldnt run from your problems, kid. they have a way of catching up with you when you least expect it. like alimony or child support.

[ Also, he totally wants to see Mabel break his heart. Entertainment like that is hard to come by. ]

<sweatertown>

[matchmade]

UGH but he's so GROSS
and he also doesn't seem to listen to me?? every time i tell him to get lost, he pretends i didnt even say anything.

<MISTER MYSTERY>

[kolus]

maybe you just need him think youre gross. make, like, some kind of snake repellant.

<sweatertown>

[matchmade]

OH! thats a good idea. but what the heck even repels snakes?

<MISTER MYSTERY>

[kolus]

beats me. never dealt with snakes before. theyve got to be able to smell though, right?